Alert issued for potential teddy bear bombs

It seems that our Homeland Defense team is on the ball. They suspect a clean shaven man of middle eastern descent who bought teddy bears, propane cannisters and BBs of being up to no good. I’m pleased that they are out to protect my wife’s favorite holiday from being spoiled by terrorist. (And to think, I almost bought her a teddy bear to go with the flowers I sent her.)

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